translated!!

bahaha i was looking at this and wanted a translation so i babelfish'd it and here's what i got - it's okay for about 5 seconds before it goes horribly off-course:

This Rainsong electroacoustic DR-1000 is a dreadnought with sensor and préampli fishman (eq 3 bands with inversion of phase and notch filter). Melts, fish-plates and handle out of wooden with key purple wood, carbon fibre table. These guitars are manufactured in Washington since the delocalization of the company and its factory initially based in Hawaii. They are conceived for a durability and a maximum stability in spite of the variations in temperature and hygroscopy of the climate hawaïen. The no-claims bonus is a sound out of the commun run which has what at least to equalize best Taylor the such 412, and quite simply to ridicule most expensive Takamine or Martin. This as well from the resonance point of view and noise level, as of that of spectral balance and the viability of the sound even with old cords. This guitar is of an exceptional quality, so much so that the price is really low within sight of the services. It is in a new state without the least stripe nor the least glare, with an adjustment of perfect handle, and the action is low. Delivered in its flight puts Rainsong with papers of guarantee, certificate, tools, and gone up with a set of new Elixir cords into 11-52. Instrument absolutely like nine, condition 10/10, and practically untraceable nine oddment bus on this model. Good biddings!