the neverending search

since the dawn of mankind, the dominant and prevailing questions of existence and meaning in life have been followed by the equally important search for a work booger wall. yes you heard me. what is the equivalent of a booger wall at work? in the comforts of your own home you can go ahead and put them anywhere you want. in my old house the wall by my bed is absolutely smeared with boogers. what do you do at work? i find myself wanting to clear the nose out but theres nowhere to put the bogarts once extracted. my cubicle walls are relatively high but the surface isnt hard enough to get a good smear going. i could wipe under my desk but im afraid of smudging my pantlegs later. if you come up with a good suggestion for a place to hide bogeys at work i'd love to hear it.